So You're New Around Here...

^ Hi, This is me, Britni. Yes, the one on the right, you ass. I'll be the one writing most of these emails and I realized after a few months of writing them, the folks who have never met me probably imagine me as a 300-lbs-lady-boat-captain  with bad hygiene and bicep tattoos of poop emojis. I deserve to be imagined properly :) buuuut don't be fooled by my 12-year-old-school-girl-facade. Because I am actually, a little bit of a #saltybitch

ANYWAY.

First, thank you for subscribing to my diary and second, for not just jumping blindly into your first email "newsletter". I thought you deserved to have a fair warning about the content you might see in these before you get offended, send me some nasty hate mail, or ask us to unscubscribe you.

These really aren't usually that bad, just a bit of swearin' and story tellin' with a sprinkle of TMI on top. The other thing you should know is that these "newsletters" or rather, "diary entries" are not always about salt, or our products, or even about me (who am I trying to kid, I'm an only child, they're almost always about me). They could be about absolutely anything. In fact, they are usually about, well, whatever I feel like writing about, because I somehow grew up to be the owner of a salt company in rural Alaska with no boss or rules at all really and I just enjoy writing about it all. 

Look, I know these email blog things are not for everyone (like prudes and saints, specifically), but one time I threatened to stop swearing in emails and we got a tsunami of complaints, way more than from any swear-y email ever. So, that was awesome.

I'm here for those people:

the ones who complain about not enough swearing.

For those who don't appreciate the raw thought streams, I personally invite you to unsubscribe. In fact, please do right away. It's pretty simple. I write the emails, then, you can read them, not read them, forward them to all of your friends and family, or not. Whatever. Just don't complain to us, because, at this point you've been fairly warned. To unsubscribe please scroll all the way to the bottom of our email newsletter things and click the "unsubscribe" button. You got this.

If you're still here, yay. We're gonna have some fun together.

 

 Oh, this "newsletter" is also the first place we announce new products, give discounts and make any Alaska Salt Company related announcements :)

 

Be Well & always... Stay Salty!

- Britni [salt lady] (Owner / Founder)