Black Friday 2022

The Salt Co. Diaries

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I hope you all had a fabulously, uncomfortably full Thanksgiving!! We sure did :)
Hey.. we clean up pretty nice. and apparently so does Samantha:
OK. This did actually make me sad but.. she just didn't know when to keep her beak shut.. so we had no choice. Casey had to take her on down to the train station...
RIP Samantha, and now the whole neighborhood can, too. 
Anyhoosies.  Just thought y'all should know 'bout that. I'll move right on to the deals since we all have lots of shopping to do today :)

First up, Buy 3 Get 1 Free on Salty Trio Sets!! These little gift boxes are the perfect go-to for people you have no fucking clue what to get for Christmas. Maybe your sister's new boyfriend, an introverted coworker, or someone who is just so hard to shop for. It has our 3 most popular salts plus a little travel tin. It is simple but to the recipient it is not going to seem like a copout gift. Instead, it will feel like a super unique gift from a small, US based company. They will be thinking "you trendy little bitch always finding good ass gifts". These retail for $26 but feel nice and heavy and expensive and thoughtful in person :)

*more details on deals below*

In honor of Samantha, Mother Clucker Spit Spice is 30% off with
*more details on deals below*

My personal favorite deal of the day... Buy 3 Get 1 Free on Chocolate Bite Tins!

In theory, we're gift shopping today, right? But let's be real. There are WAY too many days between now and gift giving for one to actually hang on to chocolate bites and not eat all of them. So. we can all pretend this is a "gift purchase" and not just a "stock up your personal, private stash" deal. and we won't tell anyone. It can be our little secret. If you do somehow possess the level of self control it would take to knowingly store these tins for more than a day, and actually gift them, then you win a prize. like.. we want you to gift them because that would be really good for our little business, we're just not expecting anyone to actually follow through, ya now?

For this dealio use code: 4chocotins4me
*more details on deal below*
That's all the salty little deals I have for you today but there will be more tomorrow, and the next day and the next day. Here's a little recap for today:
Don't forget, if you put in multiple orders over this weekend we will combine your orders and refund you for shipping costs accordingly :) These deals will be live through Cyber Monday! Woohoo!

For Buy 3 Get 1 Free Salty Trios use code:

For 30% off all Mother Clucker Spit Spice use code:

For Buy 3 get 1 free Chocolate Bites use code:

I *think* you can combine these codes.. but this is our first time trying this. Don't hesitate to reach out to us with any questions about these deals. All three of the above codes expire on 11/28/22 at 11:59 pm AK time.
Y'all will hear from me tomorrow for Small Business Saturday... a day I am particularly fond of <3 Have a fabulous and wonderful Friday night with your crazy families. Safe travels and wash your hands! XOXOXO

Sea Salt.

Harvested by hand with love and respect for the ocean.

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farewell feathered friend [crying emojis here]
If only you could have STFU. 
god damn it. 

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