Fun Pen Sets

These sets of five black ink ballpoint pens make perfect gifts for the journal-writer in your life, your favorite coworker, or yourself!

* NEW * ADULTHOOD

• VERY RELUCTANT ADULT 
• GROWING UP WAS THE DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER DONE 
• LOVER OF CANCELLED PLANS 
• I NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT 
• SO MUCH FOR KNOWING EVERYTHING WHEN I'M OLDER

* NEW * FRESH OUT OF F*CKS

• FOR FUCK'S SAKE 
• IN LOVING MEMORY OF WHEN I GAVE A FUCK
• FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT 
• FUCK THIS SHIT 
• FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

* COMING SOON * PLANT LOVERS

• ASK ME ABOUT MY PLANTS 
• IF I DIE, BE SURE TO WATER MY PLANTS 
• WORLD'S BEST PLANT PARENT 
• *LITERALLY* NEVER ENOUGH PLANTS 
• I HAVE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT PLANTS

* NEW * BOOK LOVERS

• IT'S NOT HOARDING IF IT'S BOOKS 
• I CAN'T COME. I AM EMOTIONALLY DESTROYED BY MY BOOK.
• MY "TO BE READ" PILE IS BIGGER THAN MY BANK ACCOUNT 
• THE BOOK WAS BETTER 
• THE BIGGEST LIE I TELL MYSELF IS "JUST ONE MORE CHAPTER"

AWKWARD

• IN THAT AWKWARD PHASE BETWEEN BIRTH AND DEATH
• SORRY. I'M AWKWARD. SORRY
• OVERTHINKING ABOUT EVERYTHING I SAID TODAY
• I'M LAUGHING BECAUSE I'M UNCOMFORTABLE
• NOT MEAN, JUST SO BAD AT TALKING TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

AFFIRMATIONS

• I WILL TALK TO MYSELF LIKE SOMEONE I LOVE
• I AM BOTH A MASTERPIECE AND A WORK IN PROGRESS
• I WILL EXIST ON MY OWN TERMS
• I AM CAPABLE OF DOING HARD THINGS
• I WILL NOT BE AFRAID TO TAKE UP SPACE

REMINDERS

• I WILL NOT LET A DOUCHEBAG RUIN MY DAY
• I WILL DRINK MY DAMN WATER
• I WILL MANIFEST THAT SHIT
• I WILL NO LONGER BE AVAILABLE FOR BULLSHIT
• I WILL INHALE THE GOOD SHIT AND EXHALE THE BAD SHIT

MOTIVATIONAL

• ONE HELL OF A WOMAN
• UNFUCKWITHABLE
• YOU ARE WILDLY, FIERCELY, AND INCREDIBLY CAPABLE
• YOU CAN FUCKING DO THIS
• YOU ARE A GODDAMN FORCE