|I've been saving up this email-diary idea for some time now... Some of you may already know that I tend to have a "salty" approach to bullshit-ass comments on our social media pages.
At the same time, if YOU are nice, we are the nicest back. If our customers are kind, reasonable human beings, then we will go over the fucking top for them. However, if they are a real life douche canoe, with a reputation for being a *cock sucking fuck wad, and commenting really unkind shit on the internet, for no reason, well, I'm probably not going to hold back in my responses..
AND SO. I've composed my favorite salty, "customer service" responses that are real life, actual responses, to share with you here, in my most sacred email diary. Because, I know if y'all are still here you can handle it and THAT IS WHY I FUCKING LOVE YOU TO GOSH DARN PIECES.
*I seriously don't get why that guy even thought I was inappropriate to begin with [insert crying, laughing emoji] [insert middle finger emoji] [insert salt shaker emoji]