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The Salt Co. Diaries I've you're a beginner or novice Salt Co. Diary reader Please read this  warm-up entry to see if you're cut out for these saucy emails.  [britni] Good evening and happy Tuesday.In response to my last email, someone got their boxers all up in a bunch about me using the word "pussy" to describe the storm that happened down in the lower middle. They informed that the word is sexist and derogatory and some other stuff I already forgot about because it really got me thinking about the word pussy and why I like it so much.I don't believe...

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The Salt Co. Diaries Is this your first email diary? Please read this fair warning before reading further. Here is my last email if you missed it.. [Britni]  Hellloooo Diary.I am happy to be actually sitting down and enjoying my first glass of wine in about 10 days [insert patting self on the back emoji]. Since I've been training for the triathlon I've been eating all healthy and not drinking since I am an all or nothing FREAK! But.. currently enjoying a well deserved glass. It helps get me in the mood for some spicy email writing. I've got a couple of things...

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The Salt Co. Diaries Is this your first email diary? Please read this fair warning before you just blindly jump in here.Here's my last email if you missed it. [Britni] Hi Salties :)Over the weekend, Casey took the kids to Anchorage to visit his folks. I decided to stay home and work because we got our asses kicked by a fuck load of orders last week [more on that to come].And, let's be real..  a weekend to myself?? Yes please.The first thing I did was make my bachelorette weekend grocery list:  My goals were to sleep in, as long as my...

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Hello Britni, I don't know if you remember, but my previous offer is still good -- I'll happily pay $20/month for the privilege and notoriety of being a VIP Saltie, or perhaps a member of the Salty Inner Circle. The latter feels a bit cult-like, but I'm not sure that's necessarily a bad thing.  I'm now going to lay out my reasons why I think you should take me up on this and why you could expand on it. I'm going to lay out my case in a way that I hope will be at least somewhat entertaining. Feel free to...

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The Salt Co. Diaries Is this your first email diary? Please read this fair warning. Seriously.DISCLAIMER: This email may seem a little "poor me"-ish at the beginning, just hang with me though [thumbs up emoji] [britni]Hey Diary.It's been a day.It all started at 5:00 this morning when my alarm went off..  yes, I set my alarm for that time.. on purpose.. because I am Britni and I have a serious goal setting problem. At 6:00 I parked in the gym parking lot and as I grabbed my bag to go inside realized I forgot my gym shoes.  At 6:40-ish when...

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