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Potty Talk [email sent 3-3-21]
The Salt Co. Diaries Is this your first email diary? Please read this fair warning before reading further. Here is my last email if you missed it.. [Britni] Hellloooo Diary.I am happy to be actually sitting down and enjoying my first glass of wine in about 10 days [insert patting self on the back emoji]. Since I've been training for the triathlon I've been eating all healthy and not drinking since I am an all or nothing FREAK! But.. currently enjoying a well deserved glass. It helps get me in the mood for some spicy email writing. I've got a couple of things...
Getting Creative [email sent 2-23-21]
The Salt Co. Diaries Is this your first email diary? Please read this fair warning before you just blindly jump in here.Here's my last email if you missed it. [Britni] Hi Salties :)Over the weekend, Casey took the kids to Anchorage to visit his folks. I decided to stay home and work because we got our asses kicked by a fuck load of orders last week [more on that to come].And, let's be real.. a weekend to myself?? Yes please.The first thing I did was make my bachelorette weekend grocery list: My goals were to sleep in, as long as my...
Our Fan Dave.
Hello Britni, I don't know if you remember, but my previous offer is still good -- I'll happily pay $20/month for the privilege and notoriety of being a VIP Saltie, or perhaps a member of the Salty Inner Circle. The latter feels a bit cult-like, but I'm not sure that's necessarily a bad thing. I'm now going to lay out my reasons why I think you should take me up on this and why you could expand on it. I'm going to lay out my case in a way that I hope will be at least somewhat entertaining. Feel free to...
Getting Creative [email sent 2-11-21]
The Salt Co. Diaries Is this your first email diary? Please read this fair warning. Seriously.DISCLAIMER: This email may seem a little "poor me"-ish at the beginning, just hang with me though [thumbs up emoji] [britni]Hey Diary.It's been a day.It all started at 5:00 this morning when my alarm went off.. yes, I set my alarm for that time.. on purpose.. because I am Britni and I have a serious goal setting problem. At 6:00 I parked in the gym parking lot and as I grabbed my bag to go inside realized I forgot my gym shoes. At 6:40-ish when...
A Celebration of Life [email sent 1/3/21]
The Salt Co. Diaries Is this your first email diary? Please read this fair warning before hitting reply and sending me some hate mail :)IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE ALREADY READ THIS OLDISH EMAIL ABOUT MY KIDS' PETS. IF YOU HAVEN'T, YOU MUST START HERE. THESE CAPITALS ARE ME USING MY STERN MOM LOOK AND TONE. [Britni] Today we are here to celebrate the life of Cupcake, my daughter's beloved hamster: Hadley & Cupcake in December 2020 It seems unfair, too early for Cupcake to have passed and left those of us still living on Earth behind. But we...