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I couldn't make this shit up [email sent 12-20-20]
The Salt Co. Diaries Is this your first email diary? Please read this fair warning before just jumping blindly into this strange salt diary.If you didn't catch my last email about safe sexting and stripping in the driveway, you can remedy that little curiosity problem over here... [Britni] Dear Diary Readers,I hope you are all surviving the week before Christmas. I don't know about you, but I personally find this to be one of the most stressful times of the year, that I have not yet learned how to enjoy. I am a procrastinator by nature and also not a...
New Product! *Extra Salty [Email sent 1-18-21]
The Salt Co. Diaries Is this your first email diary? Please read this fair warning first.If you missed the suspenseful drama in the last email, you'll probably want to read it. [Britni] Boy. Do we ever have something extra special worked up for you in this special edition of the Salt Co. Diaries....I am so excited. There have been months of planning that have lead to this moment, where I am writing the email to launch this very special, new product on the last minute of the deadline that I created for myself in my head. As a business owner/entrepreneur (guys,...
Unsolved Mysteries [email sent 1-11-21]
The Salt Co. Diaries Is this your first email diary? Please read this fair warning before hitting reply and sending me some hate mail :) [britni] Hi salties. There has been a bit of a crisis in my home tonight and I had nowhere to turn other than this diary to process my thoughts. I find myself in complete shock, disbelief but ultimately, a stronger, better woman having persevered the events that took place. Deep breaths, Britni. So, I don't know what happened. I have no proof as to how this tragedy came to be. I, of course, have my suspicions...
Behind the scenes [email sent 12-17-20]
The Salt Co. Diaries Is this your first email diary? Please read this fair warning before hitting reply and sending me some hate mail :)If you didn't catch my last super dramatic email, you can catch up here... [Britni] Hi Salties!!Thanks for all the moral support after my last email :) You guys are the best friends I've ever had, I swear. and YES we fucking sold our 20 raffle tix in the eleventh hour. Thank you guys!! You must be wondering about the subject line of this email.. "behind the scenes?? what else could Britni show us besides her actual...
Has anyone seen my mind? [email sent 12-9-20]
The Salt Co. Diaries First time here?? Be Warned. This email isn't for everyone. [Britni] Hi diary. This isn't a "fun" email.. it's more of a "Britni-email-therapy" email. No success story packed with perfectly placed memes and laughs. This will be more like an unorganized puke, a little glimpse into the chaos that is currently my life and the really ridiculous bullshit that goes on in my head.Someone recently wrote me and wanted to let me know that many of my emails have a "woe is me" vibe, that as a customer, she would feel more inclined to buy if I...