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Hello Britni, I don't know if you remember, but my previous offer is still good -- I'll happily pay $20/month for the privilege and notoriety of being a VIP Saltie, or perhaps a member of the Salty Inner Circle. The latter feels a bit cult-like, but I'm not sure that's necessarily a bad thing.  I'm now going to lay out my reasons why I think you should take me up on this and why you could expand on it. I'm going to lay out my case in a way that I hope will be at least somewhat entertaining. Feel free to...

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The Salt Co. Diaries Is this your first email diary? Please read this fair warning. Seriously.DISCLAIMER: This email may seem a little "poor me"-ish at the beginning, just hang with me though [thumbs up emoji] [britni]Hey Diary.It's been a day.It all started at 5:00 this morning when my alarm went off..  yes, I set my alarm for that time.. on purpose.. because I am Britni and I have a serious goal setting problem. At 6:00 I parked in the gym parking lot and as I grabbed my bag to go inside realized I forgot my gym shoes.  At 6:40-ish when...

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The Salt Co. Diaries Is this your first email diary? Please read this fair warning before hitting reply and sending me some hate mail :)IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE ALREADY READ THIS OLDISH EMAIL ABOUT MY KIDS' PETS. IF YOU HAVEN'T, YOU MUST START HERE. THESE CAPITALS ARE ME USING MY STERN MOM LOOK AND TONE. [Britni] Today we are here to celebrate the life of Cupcake, my daughter's beloved hamster: Hadley & Cupcake in December 2020 It seems unfair, too early for Cupcake to have passed and left those of us still living on Earth behind. But we...

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The Salt Co. Diaries Is this your first email diary? Please read this fair warning before just jumping blindly into this strange salt diary.If you didn't catch my last email about safe sexting and stripping in the driveway, you can remedy that little curiosity problem over here... [Britni] Dear Diary Readers,I hope you are all surviving the week before Christmas. I don't know about you, but I personally find this to be one of the most stressful times of the year, that I have not yet learned how to enjoy. I am a procrastinator by nature and also not a...

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The Salt Co. Diaries Is this your first email diary? Please read this fair warning first.If you missed the suspenseful drama in the last email, you'll probably want to read it. [Britni] Boy. Do we ever have something extra special worked up for you in this special edition of the Salt Co. Diaries....I am so excited. There have been months of planning that have lead to this moment, where I am writing the email to launch this very special, new product on the last minute of the deadline that I created for myself in my head. As a business owner/entrepreneur (guys,...

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